mikeyhasabeard:

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

HA!

(via misterpornographic)

shaggydoge:

this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time

(via morganfreeman-in-thecosmos)

Kanto - Hoenn

(via pokemon-personalities)

(Source: pokechampion)

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(via 0newishh)

kripke-is-my-king:

professionalcrazyfangirl:

polerin:

cannibalcoalition:

afoxnamedtod:

Are there people who don’t reblog this?

I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.

FUCKING BOOKS.

If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.

(via alisonfornow)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

(via heyfunniest)

livebysunfeelbymoon:

because of tumblr I’m pretty sure cats are the center of the universe and everything is just because cats

(Source: with-love-within, via pizza)

(Source: grey-with-horns, via themortalherondales)

(Source: notoriousgifs, via themortalherondales)

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

(via morganfreeman-in-thecosmos)

(Source: xxxcharlottevb, via the-twiist-of-fate)