• Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

(Source: dumbgay, via confirmance)

sighconic:

this conversation changed me

(via offyoupop)

blinkyxx:

theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:

Shoutout to everyone having a bad week. This is Wednesday, it’s halftime. Grab a Gatorade and psyche yourself up for the comeback.

PUT THOSE ELECTROLYTES BACK INTO YOUR SYSTEM SON

(via mozellmemorieszv)

doopu:

life hack

doopu:

life hack

(Source: indsie, via leslieroomel)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via zackisontumblr)

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