themerc-witha-lightsaber:

I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge; screw that.

(via alohomora-221b)

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

image

(Source: heteroh, via alohomora-221b)

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

(via goodbyemysunshine)

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

(via 50shadesoftaurean)

timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

(via crocodilesmiles)

nintendorking:

tropicaziall:

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

why am i laughing

ITS BACK

yoohoo big summer blow out

(Source: iraffiruse, via 50shadesoftaurean)

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(Source: lalondes, via crocodilesmiles)

cakeman265:

"Do you drive?"

"Yeah."

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"No, a real car."

"Yeah."

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(via crocodilesmiles)

twerkinturtle:

do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”

(Source: catmoobs, via pete-wentzs-eyeliner)

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