one-two-whatsinthestew:

actual photo depiction of finals week at my school

(Source: trynsave, via morganfreeman-in-thecosmos)

frozen-tribute-in-time:

sonicsandsandshoes:

does anybody else wonder about elsa’s ice castle???? like there was no furniture, where the heck would she sleep??? what if she had to sit??? like where would she go to the bathroom??? would she just stand all day or what

There she stands, and there she stays.

(Source: allons-yalexa, via morganfreeman-in-thecosmos)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

image

I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via morganfreeman-in-thecosmos)

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

(via thefuuuucomics)

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via ninadropdead)

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via morganfreeman-in-thecosmos)

ruinedchildhood:

let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via thatgirlwiththeshittynameleanne)

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

(via randomness-is-epic)

  • me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
  • me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
  • me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
  • me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

(Source: parasailin, via randomness-is-epic)

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